JUST when you thought it was safe to tune into the airwaves along comes another celebrity fuck-brain with a drugs confession.
This time it’s flabby-faced sitcom queen Kirstie Alley’s turn to reveal how she once sucked mountains of cocaine up her schnoz.
Speaking on the Howard Stern show, the 62-year-old actress admitted getting hooked on Columbian marching powder, following her divorce from Bob Alley.
Kirstie said: “I had heard that cocaine made you peppy and happy and I was sort of depressed because I had gotten a divorce and wrecked everybody’s lives. So I thought, “I’m gonna try this”.
“I took one snort of cocaine, and I go, “Oh my God! I’m gonna do this every day for the rest of my life!”
“I did a lot of cocaine,” Alley admitted. “I was crazy.”
Okay, Kirstie we get it – so you did some fucking drugs, but it doesn’t excuse you for looking like a demented moose for all those years in Cheers.
Funny how these stories always come along just when somebody has a new sitcom to promote (or in Kirstie’s case should that be shit-com?)
Sadly for Kirstie, her new Land TV show has been branded ‘narcissistic and bland’ by critics.
Meanwhile Alley says her drug abuse took a huge toll.
She recalled: “I had a total awareness that I was dead as a being. I could feel that I had smashed my own life force … I wasn’t funny, nutty Kirstie.
“I was actually insane.”
You said it, girl.